Why Did Trolls Hate On CAPTAIN MARVEL So Hard? Spoiler: Because White Supremacists Hate People And Fun.

DISCLAIMER: I’m sure there was some normal internet fandom-whining in there too. It is your Constitutional right to hate on a movie, because it is only a frakking movie. Seriously, it’s in the Constitution, go read it. BUT, the trolling on CAPTAIN MARVEL blew up particularly hard on Rotten Tomatoes, which is a website that…

Look, I Didn’t Even See GREEN BOOK, But I Can Already Tell You It’s Not A Better Movie Than BLACK PANTHER 2

I jest, of course, with the false equivalency; some films are meant to spawn sequels and some aren’t. There probably will never be a ROMA II or a RETURN OF THE BLACKkKLANSMAN. It is all but certain there will be a BLACK PANTHER 2, and provided that the world doesn’t blow up + Ryan Coogler…

10 Karaoke Culture Phenomena That Are Actually Pretty Neat (Narration For An Uncompleted Documentary)

1) Authentic music appreciation. Look, Britney Spears can’t possibly enjoy performing “Baby One More Time” anymore, because she’s sung that one a trillion one more times in her life. I believe she no longer feels the same way about it. But the person who karaokes “Baby One More Time,” perhaps, still genuinely loves that song. They’ve performed…

MULAN Is Still The Wokest Disney Princess Movie Your Kid Hasn’t Seen 600 Times Yet

To be fair, it’s a really limited genre, but it’s also no contest: MULAN is by far the most progressive-minded cel-animated Disney Princess film, while also performing its essential sedative-hypnotic function on your child’s developing emotional vocabulary. (POCAHONTAS argues for a distant second, but the underlying genocide story is so far our of Disney’s natural…

ROGUE ONE Revisited: Why And How It Beats The Bantha Poodoo Outta The Other New STAR WARSes

December 10 is the two-year anniversary of ROGUE ONE’s premiere in Los Angeles/the world. There’s no new STAR WARS film coming out this Christmas, so, two years after the release of the first non-episode-numbered STAR WARS feature, let’s revisit the scorecard: EPISODE VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS – Dec 18, 2015ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY –…